So how do you like your playoff-bound 49ers now?
Let me amend that. Let’s call them possibly playoff bound. Yes, the 49ers, who got murdered 34-7 by the Chargers on Thursday night, still can make it to the postseason because they play in the world’s most grotesque division.
The Chargers game was a terrific chance for the Niners, a juicy chance to prove they are good, to prove they’re not a joke, to prove they deserve our attention and maybe even our praise, a chance to make a statement to the league and their division.
Oh, they made a statement all right. They demonstrated once again they are sub-mediocre. They are a bad outfit and, no matter what happens in their final two games, no matter if they make the playoffs, their confused coach needs to get fired for his own good.
In a pregame interview with Deion Sanders, Mike Singletary explained why he loves being a head coach: “I wake up every day having a problem of some kind, and for me, that’s why I was born. I solve problems.”
Please name one problem Singletary ever solved. He’s not a problem solver. He’s a problem creator. He sure could solve one problem — the Niners’ coaching problem — by quitting ASAP.
While I’m quoting the coach, here’s something Singletary said when he took over the 49ers. Someone asked what kind of coach he aspired to be: “To be the greatest coach of all time,” he boomed in the fullness of his pride. Well, move over, Vince Lombardi, Tom Landry and Bill Walsh. Mike Singletary is in town.
Now for the quarterback — the Smith du jour, Alex. This poor man needs to go someplace else. The 49ers could not run the ball against the Chargers. Smith needed to win the game on his own like a real quarterback. It came down to him. Could he deliver? Don’t be silly.
It didn’t help he was executing the 49ers’ offense. San Francisco moves the ball downfield so slowly and in such painfully small increments, it’s hard to keep things going — too many chances for stuff to go wrong. And they always do.