It all comes down to Jim Harbaugh vs. Bob Melvin, a strange comparison if there ever was one. But, OK, you need to know what I’m talking about, and that involves an explanation of context. Here goes.
I spent October on the grand tour of the Midwest with the Giants, and as I killed time in press boxes before playoff games, I asked myself a simple question: How would I rank the five professional managers/head coaches I cover?
It’s a fun mind game and, to me, it has meaning. So, let’s name the top and the bottom guys right away because they are so obvious, and then let’s get to the heart of the matter, the Harbaugh-Melvin super showdown.
The best manager-head coach in the Bay Area is Bruce Bochy. He is the best without question, without the least murmur of disagreement. If you are preparing to argue this point, stop right now because you are wrong.
Bochy has won the World Series two of the past three seasons. He is brilliant at running a pitching staff. And he knows how to shuffle a batting order — Angel Pagan leads off and then he doesn’t lead off and then he does and — wow.
And when things go bad — they always go bad for everyone sometime in a baseball season — well, when things go bad, Bochy projects calm. He even projected calm when the Giants played all those elimination games in the postseason.
Bruce Bochy is No. 1 on the list.
Let’s skip to No. 4 and 5, the Bay Area head-coach basement. This is a tie between the Warriors’ Mark Jackson and the Raiders’ Dennis Allen. Nothing against either guy, but the idea of comparing them to Bochy is kind of a joke.
If I were assigning a grade to them, I’d give an Incomplete because their rosters are in flux, and these men are remaking their teams. Although they haven’t done anything good to speak of, neither have they done anything bad. So, they live in the basement, but they have access to an elevator that goes all the way to the top. They need to press the button for Up. Can they press Up?