The government shutdown is a bridge way too far, but I hate to admit that the right-wing Republican caucus sometimes has a point.
Just take a look at what bureaucrats get up to on their equivalent of New Year's Eve. It's as wild and crazy a moment for them as it is for revelers in Times Square. The difference is that the functionaries get to blow taxpayer money.
The fun begins about a week before the fiscal year ends Sept. 30. The idea is to spend every dollar in that year's budget by midnight, or the unspent funds will be lost.
The government worker who spends every last dime will get an equal or greater appropriation the next year, perhaps even a bonus for a job well done. The one who saves for a rainy day or returns money to the Treasury won't be so lucky. That should teach the frugal guy in the green eyeshade who reuses paper clips how to conduct himself in the future.
It's not as easy as you'd think to throw away billions of dollars, and much is spent stupidly. Public Notice, a nonpartisan fiscal watchdog agency, documented the spike in spending over the last three years. The graph looks like the end of a blood drive when the red fills up to the top.
Public Notice cites the example of the Department of Veterans Affairs. There's not an agency with a more sacred trust: caring for the soldiers who've fought, returned alive and need help getting back on their feet, sometimes literally. But over the past week, the VA has blown more than $500,000 on art, according to the Washington Post. While a veteran isn't being seen, he can look at soothing photos of sunsets, mountains and winding roads.
Why couldn't the VA have spent that money on making a dent in its notorious backlog of claims? Some are so old they are filled out in triplicate on carbon paper, accumulating in piles so heavy that they threaten to crash through the floor.
Jon Stewart calls it “Operation Enduring Wait.” Barbara Mikulski, the chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee, calls it untenable. The Maryland lawmaker rolled up VA Secretary Eric Shinseki's sleeves for him last spring, demanding that he make claims — about 500,000 of which have been waiting for more than 125 days — his highest priority.