The way the two men spoke of it, reverence was in their voice. Reverence and respect and, yes, awe. It's the same way people speak of Yankee Stadium or Wrigley Field or Fenway Park. As if it is hallowed ground. A bucket-list type of place, a place not to be missed in this lifetime, or any other lifetime.
"It's the reason I moved up here from Southern California," said Troy Bellah. "It's paradise. It really is."
"It's at the top of my list," said Skeet Reese. "It's been one of the best in the nation since I came there for the first time 29 years ago. And people from around the world come there."
Fishing on Clear Lake
If they could, Bellah and Reese would get an autograph, so smitten are they. But Clear Lake doesn't give autographs, only bass. And there in lies its genius. Very few lakes in this country give it up that easily. In the May issue of Bassmaster magazine, Clear Lake was voted the third-best bass fishing lake in the United States. Considering the competition — Minnesota has 10,000 of them by the way — it's a nice Havoc Bottom Hopper Green Pumpkin in the cap of fishermen from around here (in case you didn't guess, a Havoc Bottom Hopper Green Pumpkin is a plastic worm).
Fact is, if all awards, honors or prizes in sports were compiled in the manner this one was, there would be less arguing at sports bars. Bellah is co-owner of Clearlake Outdoors, a fish and bait shop in Lakeport. Reese grew up in Rohnert Park, was Bassmaster Angler of the Year in 2007 and has made millions off his sport. Neither man thought the people who ranked Clear Lake were hallucinating after eating too many of the Havoc Bottom Hopper Green Pumpkins.
Truth to tell, James Hall didn't throw darts at a U.S. map, ask his aunt her opinion or go to a fortune teller specializing in bass fishing omnipotence.
"I tried to be as scientific and thorough as possible," said Hall, the editor of Bassmaster magazine.
That sentence in itself is worth an entire sports column. How does one get scientific over bass fishing? It's not like the bass are jumping out of the water and grabbing a microphone and saying, yes, I have had trouble not getting caught at Clear Lake all right, but there was this lake in Texas and the place was filthy with humans ...
Or that there is a turnstile gate like at a sports stadium so you can count the number of bass who enter a lake ...
Or it's not like the bass have ticket stubs so you can tell how many are in their seats at Clear Lake.