In ancient times, a messenger delivering bad news risked being put to death.
It's a good thing that we aren't living in ancient times, as this tidbit might have gotten us roasted over a slow fire: Wednesday<NO1><NO> marks the beginning of income-tax filing season.
If it's any consolation, and it probably isn't, the Internal Revenue Service planned to start processing returns on Jan. 22. But opening day was postponed so IRS computers could be programmed with the latest changes to tax code after Congress passed the "fiscal cliff" bill on New Year's Day.
With taxes, there's usually more bad news to come, and today is no exception.
But before we continue, let's recall Shakespeare's words from "Henry IV, Part Two:" "Gracious madam, I that bring the news did not make the match."
Nay, this match was made by the national taxpayers advocate — the ombudsman for the IRS — in a report that described the herculean task of complying with a mind-numbingly complex tax code.
Individuals and businesses devote about 6.1 billion hours every year to tax compliance, according to Nina E. Olson, the taxpayer advocate.
"To place this number in context," she said in her annual report to Congress, "it would require more than 3 million full-time employees to work 6.1 billion hours, making &‘tax compliance' one of the largest industries in the United States."
By comparison, the federal government has about 1.8 million full-time civilian employees.
Well, why stop when we're on a roll?