Who are the five best professional athletes in the Bay Area?
It is a hypothetical question attached to an arbitrary number, and it's certainly fun to ponder over a morning cup of Joe. So here goes:
The best athlete of the people who play pro sports around here is Colin Kaepernick. Can anyone dispute this? He has an athlete's body. You might say a God-given body. With his shirt off, he looks like a tight end or the heavyweight champion of the world.
He throws a football hard and accurately — Delanie Walker called his passes little heaters. He runs like a quarter-miler, although they call it the 400 meters these days — long strides, high knee lift, quick turnover of the legs. And he's a quarterback. Quarterbacks aren't supposed to be the best athlete on the team or in the geographical region. Kaepernick is.
The next four great athletes I list in no particular order. They come from different sports and, you know, it's hard to compare apples and oranges.
Patrick Willis: He is another man with an incredible body. He looks like someone sculpted the perfect man and then blew life into it. He is fast. He is quick side to side. He is strong. And he is relentless and mean on the field — a good thing when you are a linebacker.
Yoenis Cespedes: Wow, was I wrong about this guy. I thought he would be a bust, a Billy Beane experiment that failed. He is what they call a five-tool player. He hits for average. He hits with power. He runs fast and steals bases. He throws darts from the outfield. He fields.
And he is exciting. Call that an intangible. You just want to watch him. You want to watch him slow tossing before the inning starts. You want to watch him in the on-deck circle. You watch.
He is the most exciting baseball player in the Bay Area. Not the best. That player's name comes a little later.
Harrison Barnes: You know this rookie belongs on the list. He is the best athlete on the Warriors, better than Stephen Curry and David Lee. And you know he will be a star in the NBA.