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Lowell Cohn: After debacle in Seattle, 49ers' Jim Harbaugh not so macho

  • San Francisco 49ers head coach Jim Harbaugh watches from the sidelines during the second half of an NFL football game against the Seattle Seahawks, Sunday, Sept. 15, 2013, in Seattle. (AP Photo/John Froschauer)

SANTA CLARA - The 49ers have a masculinity problem.

Don't get me wrong. They are as masculine as they have to be, a bunch of men's men. But when it comes to other teams and other players, the Niners don't see the right amount of masculinity, don't approve of the masculinity level. Frankly, they see a masculinity gap. We'll call this gap The NFL's Masculinity Problem as perceived by the San Francisco 49ers.

For example, Patrick Willis, known to be manly, does not approve of the masculinity level of Seahawks' right guard J.R. Sweezy who, Willis said, illegally hit nose tackle Ian Williams too low resulting in Williams breaking his ankle.

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"I feel like it's a man sport — be a man, hit me up high. Hit like rams. You don't see a ram going and cutting another ram's legs. They hit head to head, pad to pad. I feel like that's something the league should look into more. You see some of that stuff, and it's uncalled for. You have a guy who's 300 pounds cutting a guy who's 250 pounds. Do physics to that. Hit the man up high. It should be a good collision."

You get Willis' point. Sweezy didn't play like a man. He played dirty like a coward, although no official called a penalty on him. That doesn't matter. According to Willis, there is a code of behavior, a manly code, and Sweezy violated it. Not a manly thing to do.

I must point out that, in his quote, Willis advised Sweezy to be a man and then advised him to act like a ram when he hits a defender. Presumably Willis meant ram, the animal, and not Ram the St. Louis kind. It is difficult to imagine a man being a ram. I wish Willis had explained this phenomenon further. We may have to resort to Greek mythology to find a ram-man or a man-ram. Is there one? Will a classicist please enlighten us?

Willis was not the first 49er to notice the severe masculinity gap on the Seahawks. Leading up to Sunday's game, Anthony Dixon, who plays some of the time for the 49ers, called the Seahawks the "She-Hawks." This was meant as a slight. If I am reading Dixon correctly, he asserted the Seahawks are more woman than man. And I guess it's worse to be a woman than a man. Remember, the gender disparager is Dixon not me.

So, again there's a paucity of masculinity — low testosterone in the Seahawks' Testa Rossa.

Seahawks' cornerback Richard Sherman took note of the She-Hawks remark in his postgame comments. "I think there was a misogynistic thing said earlier in the week about the Seahawks," Sherman gloated.

"I think he meant the SeaGals (the Seahawks' cheerleaders), and I thought he didn't know the name. I get it; SeaGals/ "She-Hawks."

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