When I woke up this morning, I thought it was the end of the world.
No, I wasn't hungover. But the newspeople on my clock radio were talking about the significance of today's date — you know, 12-12-12 — and I immediately jumped to the conclusion that the Mayan calendar (or maybe some wacky radio minister) had predicted today to be Armageddon.
But I was wrong. The old-time Mayan calendar has set that singular event for nine days from now, which also happens to be the winter solstice. So we can all relax for the moment.
And enjoy the many blessings of 12-12-12.
Seriously, this is a seriously auspicious date. If you believe in these types of things.
And apparently a lot of people do. ABC News this morning reported a brisk business in Las Vegas wedding chapels, where a dozen minutes after midnight this morning was a popular time to tie the knot (12:12 a.m. on 12-12-12, and don't forget a dozen roses for the bride).
An overheard conversation at the gym this morning involved plans for a 12-12-12 party later today.
"Is it at 12 minutes after noon?" "It should be, but everybody's working, so it's at 6:12 instead."
Bring a 12-pack.
These kinds of dates pop up all the time, of course. Last year's lucky day was 11-11-11, and the year before that was — you guessed it — 10-10-10. But we won't see another one for more than 88 years, when 01-01-01 rolls around again.