You just can't make up a coincidence like this.
On Thursday, the same day Louis Freeh, the former director of the FBI, issued his damning report about the cover-up of Jerry Sandusky's sexual crimes by the Penn State hierarchy, the NCAA lowered the boom on — are you ready for this? — the California Institute of Technology.
One of the world's great engineering schools, Caltech is never going to be mistaken for Penn State as an athletic force. With fewer than 1,000 undergraduates, it is a Division III school, which means, among other things, that it doesn't grant athletic scholarships. Its basketball team ekes out about five wins a season, and its baseball team, according to the New York Times, has lost 227 games in a row. At Caltech, unlike your typical athletic powerhouse, "student-athletes" truly are students.
Part of being a student at Caltech means "shopping" for courses for the first three weeks of each trimester. Students are allowed to sample classes before they have to register for them. "During those three weeks," read an NCAA press release issued Thursday, "because they were not actually registered in some or all of the courses they are attending, some students were not enrolled on a full-time basis." And part-time students, you see, are not allowed to play intercollegiate athletics.
Between 2007 and 2010, according to the NCAA, this happened with 30 athletes in 12 sports.
It would be hard to imagine a more frivolous violation of the rules — or one that could do less harm to the integrity of college sports. What's more, Caltech turned itself in after a new athletic director realized that the practice of shopping for classes probably violated NCAA rules. Yet the punishment imposed on the school was severe: three years of probation, a postseason ban in a dozen sports, the erasure of wins and individual records that were gained with ineligible athletes and more.
Indeed, Caltech was cited for "a lack of institutional control," which is pretty much the worst thing you can be accused of in NCAA-speak.
In the wake of the Freeh report, there has been a lot of speculation about what punishment the NCAA should impose on Penn State — and even whether the Sandusky scandal is within its purview. I'm in the camp that says the NCAA should throw the book at Penn State. The legal system will take care of whether others besides Sandusky deserve to go to prison for failing to report his predatory behavior. Penn State itself will almost surely finish the painful process of removing the halo from the head of its late coach, Joe Paterno, which the Freeh report has begun. But only the NCAA can impose the "death penalty," forcing Penn State to shut down its football program for a period of time. Yes, it would make a mess of television schedules, not to mention the rest of Penn State's athletic teams — which rely on the revenue that football generates — but it's the only way to send the right message.
That message is this: No university should ever be as beholden to its football program as Penn State was. At other big-time sports schools, there are all kinds of daily hypocrisies that people avert their eyes from in the name of college football or men's basketball. Sadly, we accept these hypocrisies as the price to be paid for the money college sports generates and the entertainment it provides.