Dear Abby: Name-calling mom tries to disrupt son's marriage

Dear Abby: I have been married to 'Amanda' for four years. During that time, my parents, especially my mother, have called her and her family 'trashy' because they live in a rural area in Texas.

My mother has no reason to abuse my wife the way she does. Amanda's family has always been very kind to me. What really gets me is that my mother also grew up in a rural area. My mother has said repeatedly that if I don't get a divorce, things will never get any better between her and me.

— Abuse in Texas

Dear Abuse: When a man marries, he is expected to separate from his family and form a new family with his wife. You must not allow your mother to belittle and abuse Amanda, who must now come first. Because your mother has no intention of changing, it's time to get a divorce — from HER. If you don't, she will not only make your life miserable, but also your wife's.

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Dear Abby: Visitations after a death provide an opportunity for friends and family to see people they may not have seen in a long time. (Except for the immediate family, everyone has a good time!) I have decided that I don't want to miss mine, so I have decided to have it on my 75th birthday. There will be food, drink and photos on the big-screen TV.

My question is, what should I call it? A 'celebration of my life' seems presumptuous, but I can't think of anything better. I plan to repeat this event every five years until I'm dead, in a coma, or run out of money for the caterer. Any ideas?

— Stuck For a Label

Dear Stuck For A Label: I can't improve on the label you have already 'stuck' on your party. It will be a celebration of life, so why not call it what it is? I do have a suggestion, though: If you run out of money before your demise, make it potluck.