As any backyard gardener knows, those who choose to grow cucumbers are swamped with them at this time of year. The bins at the farmers’ markets and at the supermarkets overflow with them, too.
But there’s only so much Greek salad and Polish cucumber salad you can eat. Whatever to do with all these cucumbers?
Well, you can make your own pickles. It’s fun and easy to do. If possible, buy your cukes at the farmers’ market or grow them yourself. Supermarket cucumbers are often coated with wax to reduce transpiration and keep them fresh, which interferes with the pickling.
Some varieties of cucumbers are bred for pickling. A real farmer at the farmers’ market will know which variety he or she planted, so don’t be afraid to ask. The most common pickling cuke is probably Boston Pickling, but you may run into other excellent picklers like Solly Beiler (choose cukes the size of your thumb, no larger), Parisian Pickling to make gherkins or cornichons, Chicago Pickling, Delikatesse, Monika, and Muncher, all available from Baker Creek Heirloom Seeds (www.rareseeds.com) or visit their store at 199 Petaluma Boulevard North in Petaluma (closed Saturdays).
One of the very best pickling cukes is the Persian Cucumber, now at Oliver’s. These small, warty fruits produce high-quality pickles. If you want to grow them yourself, Amazon sells a packet of 30 seeds of Persian cukes called Beit Alpha that were bred in Lebanon.
The long, ribbed, thin-skinned hothouse cukes that are often found wrapped in plastic in supermarkets do not make good pickles. And neither do very large, thick-skinned slicing cucumbers, which have bitter, semi-mature seeds when grown to marketable size.
To pickle cucumbers, you’ll need a pickling vessel, always glass or ceramic and never metal. I have several glazed stone crocks, and it’s my three-gallon crock that I use most often. A large, wide-mouth jar works just as well. You won’t need a lid.
In the herb racks at the markets, you’ll find pickling spices, and they go a long way toward making a tasty pickle. You could make your own blend but the commercial blend is probably cheaper in the long run.
When you get your cukes into the kitchen, always wash them, no matter where they’re from, to wash off dust and soil, both of which contain unwanted microorganisms. Bacteria called Lactobacillus acidophilus that occur naturally in the environment actually do the pickling, so you want to give them every advantage. These bacteria are probiotic, too, and are beneficial when they inhabit our gut.
After washing, trim a quarter inch off both the blossom end and stem end of each cucumber. This is extremely important, as these ends — especially the blossom end — contain enzymes that will result in mushy pickles, when what you want are crunchy, firm pickles.
The genus name of the bacteria, Lactobacillus, means a rod-shaped bacteria that transforms the sugars in the cucumbers into lactic acid. This acidifies the pickling solution, which makes it hospitable for the bacteria, whose species name, acidophilus, means acid-loving. The addition of vinegar to the pickling solution also increases the acidity.
It’s a feature of nature that spoilage organisms don’t like acid conditions, and this fact allows us to make healthful pickles. As long as the cucumbers are held below the surface of the pickling solution, you have no worries about spoilage. If, by chance, any portion of any of your cucumbers protrudes into the air, it will soon turn foul and spoil from fungus molds and yeasts. Keep your cukes submerged by covering them with a heavy plate on which you set a gallon freezer bag filled with water.
1 flat-topped pumpkin with a stem that has no soft spots or cuts in it
— Sanitizing wipes
— Spray adhesive craft glue and a face mask
— Sphagnum Moss (aka Green Moss)
— A Lazy Susan
— A mini warm glue gun and vinyl gloves
A chop stick to press the cuttings into place without burning your fingers
— An assortment of succulent cuttings with a variety of colors, shapes and textures including 3 large rosette-type thrillers for a large pumpkin, some branching fillers and trailing spillers.
— Tiny pine cones, fir cones, seed pots, etc. for embellishments.
— A trivet
Cut the stem of the pumpkin down to about half an inch.
Clean the pumpkin with sanitizing wipes or a 10% bleach solution on a damp rag.
When the pumpkin is dry put on the face mask and spray the top of the pumpkin with the spray craft adhesive.
Once the glue is tacky press a ½-inch pancake of green moss firmly onto the pumpkin.
Put the pumpkin on the Lazy Susan and pick out some large cuttings for the focal point.
Leaving a ½-inch stem, apply hot glue to the succulent and attach it firmly to the moss with your chopstick, holding for 3 seconds. If using 1 thriller, place it slightly off center.
Build around your thriller(s), packing the plant material in tightly to prop the larger cutting and to keep the glue from showing as the succulents become less plump as time goes by.
Add acorns, nuts, etc. as desired.
Place in a shaded cool indoor location or in a sheltered outdoor location. Place on a trivet for good air circulation beneath the pumpkin to prevent rotting.
Mist with a spray bottle and set outside occasionally in fresh air to preserve the succulents.
Handle with care, as this is a long-lasting but fragile arrangement.
When you are done with your arrangement plant your succulent cuttings and compost your pumpkin.