Once there was a well-known wine columnist who thought it amusing to write about which wines went with every American holiday or celebratory moment — a tactic that reached absurd depths the day Jimmy Carter was sworn in as president.
His column was all about which wines worked best with roasted peanuts. I did not make this up.
That was the day I stopped writing about which wines to serve on such exalted occasions as St. Swithin’s Day, Ruby Tuesday or National Toasted Marshmallow Day (for which I apologize; it was this past Aug. 30 and I said nothing about which wines go best.)
If you are a real wine lover, you know that regardless of which day of the year you choose, on any day any wine is better than the alternative — which is no wine.
And so it is with great trepidation that I approach Thanksgiving annually, knowing that editors everywhere are asking their wine columnists to conjure up which wines go best with this most traditional of family gatherings.
It has been nearly 30 years since an editor, cringing and wincing, asked me to tackle this absurd topic since she knew that the only thing traditional about Thanksgiving dinner is that turkey is de rigueur, and everything else on the groaning board is there for only one purpose: To conspire to make virtually any wine you choose taste weird.
Cranberry sauce, candied yams, raisin-flecked dressing? Too sweet for anything but a German Auslese.
German Auslese? Too sweet for roast turkey with savory gravy, mashed potatoes and Brussels sprouts.
I once had a standing order to attend a family bird-day by a woman who loved preparing onion relish with enough vinegar to make sauerkraut taste like dessert. It was treated like a family heirloom. And it ruined every wine I tried.
So what to serve on Thanksgiving? Anything you like as long as others in the room will tolerate it. Here are some additional random thoughts:
— If there are sweet and savory dishes, a bottle of slightly off-dry rosé works wonders. It’s compatible with both kinds of foods. (It’s especially good with ham.)
— If the meal is served in stages (appetizers/salad followed by a break, rest of the meal later), vary the initial offerings so lighter wines go first. Italian white wines, chenin blanc, pinot gris, dry Riesling, and Gewürztraminer are all nice accompaniments to first courses.
— If the turkey dressing is made with nuts, have a bottle of dry or medium sherry on the table because a teaspoon of the sherry drizzled on the dressing will make it better. And it can be a lovely aperitif as well.
— If there are red wine lovers afoot, there are many proper choices, so it’s hard to pick just three or four. However, if the turkey is prepared with sage, a classic accompaniment is an older cabernet sauvignon since sage is frequently used as a descriptor in such wines. If the cabernet is young, decant the wine for an hour before serving.
Otherwise, zinfandel or pinot noir are good bets — young, fresh, fruity and with a slight chilling they’ll work perfectly to marry the flavors that are so divergent on the “traditional” T-day table.
Do's And Don'ts Of Fire Retardant Cleaning
- Phos-Chek is designed to wash off in light rain, which is good news for many property owners this week. If there is any remaining, it can be rinsed off with running water. Wet the retardant down, wash it away, wait 15 minutes and repeat, and it should come off.
- If Phos-Chek sticks to surfaces like a roof, wood or sidewalk, a soft bristle brush, or a biodegradable cleaner can be used to help speed its removal.
- To remove it from your skin, wash with gentle soap and water.
If an animal appears sick from drinking from puddles or standing water, owners should seek immediate medical attention and advise the veterinarian that the animal may have ingested a detergent or fertilizer-based product. Up in the sky, a small band of firefighters fought to slow the wildfires’ advance and aid the crews on the ground.
- Don’t use a high pressure power-washer, which can push the product further into surfaces like stucco or concrete. If it’s deeply embedded, it may not come out.
- Don’t use hard brushes or stiff bristles to scrub it off, for the same reason.
- Don’t use bleach or harsh chemicals to clean decks, outdoor furniture or homes. Harmful fumes can result.
- Don’t leave Phos-Chek standing in puddles or pools, where pets or wildlife might drink it. After the rains, be particularly vigilant. Fill with sand, soil or other absorbent material that can be removed if necessary.
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