The Last Word: Last week's winner's

“That’s my daughter two back in line. She’s gonna ask you for a puppy.|

“That’s my daughter two back in line. She’s gonna ask you for a puppy. Please tell her you’re all out.”

Richard Smith, Santa Rosa

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“I don’t mind putting out the cookies and milk. But if you don’t clean up the ashes from the chimney we’re through.”

Jazon Wonders, Petaluma

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“My first grade teacher told me to ask for a new pituitary gland.”

Mark Bowman, Santa Rosa

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“You see me when I’m sleeping.

You know when I’m awake. You know if I’ve been bad or good. So where do you hide the Nanny-cam?”

Al Cohen, Santa Rosa

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