“Please turn it back to a channel with fake news. The real stuff is giving me a riotous headache.”

MIKE SHEEHAN, Rohnert Park

“He wasn’t kidding when he said he believes in torture.”

LISA BREW-MILLER, Cloverdale

“Another executive order? Give me a break. This president must be a shareholder in the Executive Paper Company!”

ROSE NORRIS, Santa Rosa

“Well, there goes our trip to Australia.”

PAT LAVELLE, Santa Rosa

“OK, that’s the very last straw. We’re moving to Canada.”

RICHARD CLEVERLY, Santa Rosa

“Tell me when America is great again.”

PATRICK BURNS, Santa Rosa