The Last Word: Our top picks from the write-a-caption contest

Check out our favorite captions for Gary Varvel’s cartoon.|

“Listen here, sister. My grandson Donald is fed up with this place. Somebody needs a spanking.”

DARLENE FLINT, Sebastopol

“Kellyanne Conway told me I should see you about my talking microwave.”

JEFF DiCELLO, Santa Rosa

“See if your bosses can find those wheels that used to bring me meals.”

AL COHEN, Santa Rosa

“I have to wear this ridiculous disguise for surveillance duty in the People's Republic of California, some place called Oakmont.”

MARUICE FLIESS, Santa Rosa

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