“ I have already reviewed your return, and I feel it necessary to read you your Miranda rights.”

AL COHEN, Santa Rosa

“Our investigation found that you are just too happy and enjoy life too much. That automatically flags you to be audited.”

MARK BOWMAN, Santa Rosa

“I see your charitable-contribution line is just like Trump’s. Shame on you!”

ELFI FLIESS, Santa Rosa

“Well, to be frank, you’re actually not taxed on your income. You’re taxed on your ignorance.”

BRUCE HUBBELL, Sebastopol

“You forgot the surtax to help pay for Trump’s weekly Florida golf vacations.”

JERRY GLADSTONE, Santa Rosa

“Yes, Mr. President, I know your returns are a secret.”

CHARLES JAMES, Rohnert Park