“It’s not the best look for someone claiming to be so transparent.”

Al Cohen, Santa Rosa

“You look vaguely familiar. What do you do?”

Sarah Sizemore, Santa Rosa

“OK, so you didn’t know Puerto Ricans were Americans. Well, you can’t be expected to know everything.”

Jon Yatabe, Bodega Bay

“Cheer up! Think what you’ll save on sunblock over the next few years.”

Lynn Caruso, Cloverdale

“I hear the blue state special is pretty good here.”

Jeff DiCello, Santa Rosa

“You’re gonna need a bigger bag.”

Brooke Clyde, Santa Rosa