“Guess I better change my shirt if I hope to hitch a ride in Alabama.”

RICHARD SMITH, Santa Rosa

“Was that Donald Trump driving that truck?”

JON YATABE, Bodega Bay

“That’s OK. I didn’t want to go to the mall anyway.”

BOB CHARBONNIER, Santa Rosa

“Hey, wait! There is a whole bunch of other guys trying to get in the back of your truck.”

ELFI FLIESS, Santa Rosa

“Just as well. There’s no room for me with all those teenage girls.”

JACK BAUMAN, Windsor

“Take a guess, which party took the moral high road on Thursday?”

AL COHEN, Santa Rosa