“Gentlemen, this questioning is tortuous.”

JOAN COOPER, Santa Rosa

“Waterboarding, surfboarding, ironing boarding. They’re all good if you do them right.”

JACK RANNELLS, Calistoga

“You call it waterboarding. I call it nasal irrigation.

THOMAS MORABITO, Sebsatopol

“I think waterboarding may be justified in some collusion investigations.”

BOB CHARBONNIER, Santa Rosa

“I could tell you, but then … let’s just say your committee would have vacancies.”

SCOTT TREDWELL, Advance, North Carolina