The Last Word: This week’s top choices for the PD’s write-a-caption contest

“I’ve begun asking all my dates to sign a non-disclosure agreement.”

Brooke Clyde, Santa Rosa

“I did NOT call you Stormy!”

Jack Rannells, Calistoga

“Now remember, Kellyanne, interviews with the Mueller people are kind of tricky. They expect you not to overly fabricate.”

J. Bauman, Windsor

“Ms. Daniels, if you agree to play nice, the president has said that I can? offer you the job as White House press secretary.”

Bob Charbonnier, Santa Rosa

“And he will give you another $130,000 if you will just say that he really has big hands.”

aL cOHEN, Santa Rosa

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