Jordan Reed is willing to kill for you.
Kill rats, that is.
Over the past five years, Reed has become a go-to guy for small family farmers throughout Sonoma County who have battled rat infestations.
Reed's self-taught methods do not involve traps or poisons, but flushing the rats out of hiding places under the floors or in the walls of chicken coops, or in and around grain bins or other food sources and trash. His partners are a devoted pack of terrier dogs with names like Monkey Butt and Sir Grumps A Lot, all of which he trains himself.
And, say his clients, it works.
"When he first came here we got something like 80 rats," said Blake Bauer, who raises chickens for eggs and vegetables in Healdsburg. "Now he only comes around for maintenance. My rat problem is pretty much solved."
The 33-year-old South Carolina native is part country renaissance man and part old-school philosopher. By day, Reed is a production assistant and vineyard caretaker for Marimar Estate in Sebastopol where he lives. But he's also a skilled vegetable and poultry farmer, hunter and dog trainer, and he has been studying a New Zealand method of shearing sheep that takes years to master.
He calls his kennel "Jreed and his Mongrol Hoard of Rascally Rat Wranglers" which he says describes his dogs and their purpose. "Mongrol" is a combination of the words Mongol for the "fierce Asian warrior" and mongrol, which he said is modern slang for a person with a poor attitude.
"Terriers are the only class of dog bred to catch and dispatch prey," he said. "They have to have attitude because they have to want to kill. This makes them, in my opinion, unfit to be pets. But they are quite suited to killing rats."
It is a skill that Reed almost learned by accident.
Born on the campus of Bob Jones University in Greenville, S.C., he attended prep schools on the campus until 1998, when his family relocated to Sonoma County.
His father, Brent, transferred to Windsor to take a high-tech job with Agilent Technologies shortly before Reed entered his junior year in high school. It was a jarring transition for a Son of the South who had been schooled in what he called an educationally demanding and extremely religious environment in a bustling metro area of more than 800,000 people.
"It was a culture shock and more," said Reed. "All my friends, everything I knew was back in Greenville. Windsor was a very small place. I never really adjusted to it."
Reed said his junior year was so hard that he decided to drop out of school as soon as he turned 18, which was October of his senior year.
Reed, who would eventually earn his GED high-school equivalency credential, hitchhiked back to South Carolina, staying with friends for a few months before heading back to California just when his parents were themselves moving east.
But Reed opted to stay in Sonoma County, in part to pursue an education in horticulture, farming and raising livestock and poultry. He enrolled in classes at Santa Rosa Junior College, supporting himself with a number of odd jobs including driving a beer truck and selling RVs. But the day jobs conflicted with his class schedule and since he was on his own, he decided the best way to continue his education was to get his hands really dirty.