“Fighting in class and no progress on any subject. Boys, if you aren’t careful you’ll grow up to be senators.”

Job yatabe, Bodega Bay

“It’s not just that you disappointed your mother and me. It’s that you disappointed 200 million other Americans as well.”

mark Bowman, Santa Rosa

“So, how do you expect to get into Electoral College with these grades?”

Jack Bauman, Windsor

“The teacher says she’s also disappointed in both of you for not standing up to some bully who is getting away with anything he wants.”

Al cohen, Santa Rosa

““And your only passing grade was a D in dodgeball?”

Jack Rannells, Calistoga