“It says coffee might make you blind, but you’ll live long enough to get used to it.”

Stephen D. Gross, Monte Rio

“Good news, Trump just appointed Nunes to lead the F.I.B.”

Jon Yatabe, Bodega Bay

“The emperor wants to wear his new clothes at the military parade.”

Richard Smith, Santa Rosa

“So, is it my imagination or has the meaning of GOP changed from Grand Old Party to Guilty of Perjury?”

Carole I. Huygen, Rohnert Park

“According to the Trump administration, the only real news in here is the comics.”

J. Bauman, Windsor