“Memorize our slogan: An Apple a day keeps our creditors away.”

RICHARD SMITH, Santa Rosa

“Would you be willing to work at a lower salary but with free gym membership and an iPhone X?”

JACK BAUMAN, Windsor

“We’ve decided that your salary could be more productively invested in Apple stock.”

BROOKE CLYDE, Santa Rosa

“Look at the bright side: You can say you were the first person let go by a trillion-dollar company.”

MAURICE FLIESS, Reston, Virginia

“I know housing is expensive, but you can’t keep your job and commute from Nevada.”

BOB CHARBONNIER, Santa Rosa