“It wasn’t me.”

BROOKE CLYDE, Santa Rosa

“Please hand me the comics section. I like to keep current on affairs of our government.”

SANDY HARRISON, Windsor

“You’re wondering who wrote the oped? Sessions? Pence? Ivanka? Jared? My guess is it was a group effort.”

ANITA CARRILLO, Santa Rosa

“This is isn’t fake news. This is the real thing.”

JAZON WONDERS, Petaluma

“If we’re going to share this bench, I need you to put it down and back away from the paper.”

JACK BAUMAN, Windsor