“Presidential qualities, all right. Flip, flop, flip, flop.”

JACK RANNELLS, Calistoga

“Too bad we can’t flip Congress as easily as we can flip burgers.”

CAROLE I. HUYGEN, Rohnert Park

“Honey, no one liked your ‘extra-crunch protein burgers’ last year.”

RICH WOLF, Westminster, Maryland

“No, Howard, I did not say you were being flip with me. I just asked if you were going to flip that burger.”

DALE R. STEFFY, Rohnert Park

“If your ramparts get any bigger, I’ll never know if the flag is still there.”

AL COHEN, Santa Rosa

“How much longer do we have to stay with the Maralago Beach Diet anyway?”

JACK BAUMAN, Windsor