“Good morning, I’m Miss Nancy. Welcome to ‘Romper Room.’ ”

BRUCE ENOS, Santa Rosa

“I’ve got the hammer. Bernie’s got the sickle.”

MICHAEL O’SHEA, Santa Rosa

“Alexandria, please stop dancing while the House is in session.”

BOB CHARBONNIER, Santa Rosa

“He said productive, I said destructive. He said beautiful wall, I said not at all. Let’s call the whole thing off.”

JON YATABE, Bodega Bay

“Knock, knock, Mr. President.”

SCOTT TREDWELL, Advance, North Carolina

“Now, who’s the fairest of them all?”

JACK BAUMAN, Windsor