SANTA CLARA — The crowning touch, the detail that made the 49ers ludicrous was Sal Castaneda and the traffic helicopter.
The 49ers were trying to keep a secret — the field in Levi’s Stadium was dangerous at all speeds. It sucked.
On Wednesday afternoon, Jim Harbaugh had yanked his players off the field, in front of fans, because players were falling down on the slick grass and might hurt themselves, and because clumps of the alleged miracle sod were coming loose. After one exhibition game.
KTVU’s NewsChopper 2, in close communication with Sal back at Channel 2 studios, flew by the stadium at 8:41 a.m. Thursday morning. NewsChopper 2 took photos. NewsChopper 2 tweeted the photos. What did we see? No grass in the amazing new stadium, from sideline to sideline and end zone to end zone. Grass still lay in the end zones and on the sidelines. You might say the stadium was half-grassed. You might say Jed York and his lieutenants were half-grassed.
It’s never good to be half-grassed.
It’s even worse when you’re trying to keep a secret you never should keep from Sal and NewsChopper 2 — and us.
The 49ers handled the Grass Fiasco the worst way. Until they finally handled it right. This is a classic tale of mismanagement, reflecting badly on Jed. I’m talking to you, Jed.
Before NewsChopper 2 tweeted the truth about the field, the 49ers had issued only one statement relating to the Grass Fiasco. This was not an official statement. This was a tweet from a public relations guy. “We have determined the appropriate measures necessary to have the field ready for Sunday and look forward to hosting the San Diego Chargers.”
That was nice to know. The tweet, which arrived Wednesday afternoon, never stated what the problem was, nor did it explain the solution. Nor was it an official statement from the team. The team makes official statements on an official form via email. This casual, unofficial statement was trying to obscure things more than explain things.
Jed, God love him, wanted all the praise for the stadium when things were going well. Go to the Levi’s Stadium website — yes, it has a website. Read about the Bourbon and Steak Pub at the stadium: “Features elements of a modern American steakhouse showcasing creative interpretations of classic dishes.”
Drive to the stadium and take a tour of the 49ers museum.
Read this description of the stadium, provided by the 49ers: “Levi’s Stadium is one of the world’s best outdoor sports and entertainment venues.”
Great. But can you get the grass right?
When things went wrong, Jed wanted none of the blame. He pretended no problem existed. He hid under his bed. He tried to sneak the re-sodding of the bad field past the entire civilized world.
Sal and the chopper outed you, Jed.
Even after KTVU tweeted the photos, the 49ers stayed mum. They allowed Thursday to pass without a syllable about their big problem. Conveniently for them, no media access had been scheduled for Thursday. The schedule came out long before the Grass Fiasco.
Then came Friday, Jim Harbaugh’s day to talk in the fancy new auditorium. It’s revealing that the Niners perfected the auditorium before they perfected the grass.